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‘Tis my birthday today!

At the Royal Albert Hall, there will be a concert to honour me: Symphony No.9 by Beethoven, the Royal National Theatre celebrates me with a number of astonishing performances, some people – very good-looking, athletic, one might say – are running around London, carrying a torch to a stadium where they have made arrangements for a spectacular show dedicated to me and broadcast by televisions all over the world, so everyone will know it’s my birthday today… Well… no, not really, I mean, in fact, I modestly asked them to keep my exposure at a minimum and to ensure my own security, so they named this fantastic show… something… somehow… I don’t know, can’t remember. And I won’t be there anyway, ’cause tonight we’re going to Edinburgh.

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I am almost sure that the message above is at least partially true…

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